Have you ever **** on a beach?

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  1. Mid

    Mido Well-Known Member

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    Honestly what goes through your mind to have a **** on a packed beach? Or any beach for that matter? Dirty fuckers.
     
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    I’d definitely wade into the water if I needed to release a Mersey Trout.
     
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    I've had a pee in the sea.
     
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    My first reaction was yes.. more than once although the beach wasn't packed... then I realized the asterisks represented a S and ended with a T and not a S ending with a G..
    Guess My dirty mind was working over time lol...
    You think beaches are bad when I worked on HMMV the Nor Sea there were communal showers for foot passengers.. On more than one occasion you would go to clean them down and discover some Ar 5e hole pardon the pun would have deposited a parcel.. Dirty bar stewards
     
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    its bad enough getting sand in your sandwiches!:p
     
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    No but I've S*** myself beside the sea, Blackpool, there on a weekender for the lights in October some years ago and coming out of the Tower lounge I mistook a fart for a full blown bowel movement the walk back to the lodge was extremely unpleasant.
    A strange quirk of such an accident is that when one s***'s oneself there seems to be twice more s***, and how the hell does it go that far up your back?
     
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    Outstanding.
     
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    No beach involved, but I couldn't resist sharing this classic.

     
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    Probably the same dirty ***** who left all the litter behind.
     
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    Zero social responsibility.
     
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    Digging a hole in the sand doesn’t count as a shag Bri :p
     
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    Good idea for a seaside poo though
     
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    Lol i often dig myself a hole . Can't keep my gob shut... Lol
    Beach wise... It's the sand that gets pushed into the hole with each forward movement that becomes the problem..... Pardon the pun but do you get the drift pmsl
     
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