Being generally the shape of a Henry Moore statue

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  1. Mr Badger

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    I find that I am being discriminated against and find them offensive.
    Looking in the mirror every morning I see a similar shapeless bulk and cannot believe that Moore could make his fortune based on my misfortune.
    I'm off to West Bretton to have a field day of toppling.
     
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    Come to think of it Dickie Bird made some dodgy decisions in certain test matches.
     
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    You're right. You should never accept people judging you on the way you look.
     
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    Like it.
    But it’s a theme - as in the animal kingdom - if you look different from the norm then you will be singled out for abuse.
    I remember when I was a kid and this much older fella said to me ‘fooking hell, how tall are you’?
    I said 6’6”.
    He said - I didn’t know they could pile sh.t that high.
    I’ve had comments like that all my life.
    Watter off a ducks back now - but not nice when yer younger.
     
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    On the cricket/sporting them I have a few cricket trophies. All the people on them are gold. Do I now have to destroy them as it discriminates against gold people? At the very least I could get a few permanent marker and graffiti them..... :D
     
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  6. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    And then lay them on their side or put them in some water.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    I'll chuck them in the pond for authenticity after I've done it.
     
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    Make sure you put it on facebook and instagram when you do though, otherwise the other wokists won’t know that you’re equally offended/morally superior.
     
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    :D
     
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    The statue thing is a very tricky issue. I'll ask you one question though.
    Is it "woke" to want an end to police brutality against anyone or to want to stop the targetting of black people because they're black?
     
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