Essential work?

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  1. LiverpoolRed

    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    Be wary of any white van parked near Oakwell - mobile escort service who is touring South Yorkshire according to the paper this morning
     
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    Austiniho Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant! I was wondering where I’d get my old escort serviced! Do they change tyres as well?
     
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    Just passed Rooney speeding up Grove Street
     
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    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    Your rear end might get a good service
     
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    Hope they’ve painted some marks on’t pavement so folk can queue responsibly!
    Mind you not sure what an escort can offer from 6foot away :p
     
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    They need the business since Kyle Walker was caught out.
     
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    If you’ve seen state of her you’d probably sooner have the virus
     
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    * Puts car keys back on the holder and takes off coat
     
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