If you knew it was the end of it all tomorrow

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Would you do the following:-

    Have a night on the E's with your mates
    Shag a supermodel (Male or Female)
    Score a winning goal at Wembley but for Sheffield Wednesday
    Be able to have a Dinner meal with 4 people dead or alive.
     
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    I’d make it pancake day
     
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    Fish and chips .
     
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    At the seaside.
     
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    Dinner with 4 dead people doesn’t sound much fun.
     
    SFOTyke, Apr 4, 2020
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    I dunno, I haven't spoken to anyone for a week, desperate times and all that.
     
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    Was there even 4 people in dead or alive? I can only remember Pete Burns
     
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    Sell all my toilet roll.
     
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    Shagging a supermodel sounds like a good way to go out with a bang.
     
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    is shaggin pete burns counted as 2 for 1..
    just askin
     
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    Sat on the harbour wall in Bridlington, loads of salt n vinegar, fighting off the seagulls :)

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    Don't know what an "E" is
    To me a "super model" is a 1962 Ford Zephyr
    Score for Wednesday? Sorry that's a worst nightmare
    dinner with 4 people? well on the harbour wall in Brid I'd share my fish n chips with:
    Jesus Christ
    Philip Jose Farmer
    David Bowie
    Johnny Steele
     
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    Enough Gary's to floor a small donkey.
     
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    A relative of mine was one of those that panic bought bog rolls....I'm pleased to say he's stuck with 180 of them!!!!
     
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    Presumably he'll get through them eventually! Where's he storing them?! That much bog roll must take up a fair amount of space!
     
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    Start with the first one, then spend the rest of the night stuck in a mortal dilemma about whether to stay in the club or go home and carry out option 2.
     
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    Score for SW but in the wrong net.......................for BFC you see turn a negative into a positive every time - it works!
     
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    I moved into a new flat in January. I brought with me 3 bog rolls. I've bought one pack of four since, of which I've used one. At that rate of consumption it would take me over 11 years to wipe may way through 180 bog rolls.
     
    Jay, Apr 4, 2020
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    can’t remember if you work from home or not but I employ a tactical shjte at work, cheers me up everyday and saves cash... what’s not to like!
     
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    I'm very much of your way of thinking. Getting paid to have a **** makes it even better.
     
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    Blimey, if I've made a big pot of curry I'm lucky if a four pack lasts me the next day!
     
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