First Kate McCann dishing out advice, then this knobber. Who will be next? Josef Fritzl offering lockdown tips?
"But I urge everyone to stay indoors and follow the guidelines and I know I'll be doing that in the near future now." You'd think, in the interview he's given where he apologises for going out and urges people to stay in, the least he could do was to say that he'd be staying in from now on. Even if he was lying about it. Rather than in the near future. In a bit. Laters mebbies. Mañana. Soon. If I can be bothered like.
Gormless git footballer does something daft. Buried under deluge of opprobrium. Gives grovelling apology. Pound of flesh still required. Good to know that there remain some constants in these unprecedented times.
I just don't believe it was Jack Grealish driving. The Range Rover didn't roll over 4 or 5 times after contact