For her …… 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 08:30 Weigh in 4lb lighter than yesterday 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants 09:00 Open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 09:15 Soothing hot baths with frangipani bath oil. 10:00 Light work-out at club with handsome funny personal trainer. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 13:00 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend’s ex and notices she has gained 12lb. 15:00 Nap 16:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, from a secret admirer. 16:15 Light work-out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 17:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror 19:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 22:00 Hot shower (alone) 22:50 Carried to bed. (Freshly ironed, crisp, new white linen) 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms For him.. 06:00 Alarm 06:15 Blowjob 06:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section 07:00 Breakfast, rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench. 07:30 Limo arrives 07:45 Several whiskies on-route to airport 09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet 09:30 Limo to St Andrews Golf Club (blow job en-route) 09:45 Play front nine (2 under) 11:45 Lunc consisting of pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and bottle of Dom Perignon. 12:10 Blowjob 12:15 Play back nine (4 under) 14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskies) 14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo 15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude) 16:30 Land world record swordfish (112kg on light tackle) 17:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by Elle McPherson. 18:45 ****, shower and shave 19:00 Watch news: marijuana and porn legalised 19:30 Dinner, lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits. 21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day. England beat Germany 6-0 21:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snack and cleansing ale. 23:30 A nightcap blow job 23:45 In bed alone 23:50 A 12-second fart which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
What is she doing getting up to get weighed and then getting back into bed for breakfast? She doesn't seem very bright
In what ******* world is getting up at 6am the perfect day? Followed by a half-arsed blowie while at the same time needing a massive dump? Followed by a hunk of steak at 7am? And lunch at 11.45? I'm not even continuing beyond that. Have a word ffs. Edit: the rest looks quite good actually. I'm in.
.............................and then there's me thinking he needs to work on his golf a bit.............
Could stay in bed a bit longer by by having BJ & dump at the same time. Just a thought. I’ve just been told it’s called a blumpkin, so you know it’s a “thing”
