Make up a sentence which contains a football club/town, a lot of poetic licence involved, here's a couple of examples The director Don really fancied Mary so Don cast her as the lead role. My mate has been in hospital, he was born with his pelvis the wrong way round, went went in for an hip switch. Stupid a know but might take your mind off things.
Was chatting to the Queen earlier (in Aldi) about the possibility of making Gordon Ramsey a Sir once he recovers from slicing off his thumb. Will text her in the new year and ask her ‘chef healed you knighted?’ ....think about it. All my own work too that one.
Laurel and Hardy were walking down the street, when Ollie's new mobile phone went off with a very peculiar noise. "What's making that noise Ollie?" said his pal. "That? Ach! Ringtone, Stanley." Pretty feeble but all mine
After receiving a load of toilet rolls that were left on his doorstep John started to go back to the hallway . Weer tha goin said Wendy , I’m going to have a look on door step and see if any more come .
We once had a cow that lived in our field. The awkward beast just wouldn't yield, the reason was, it didn't like its Udders feeled.
John former wife’s significant birthday was coming up and as they were still very close he decided to do something special . As he knew she Loved visiting London he decided to bake a cake in the shape of some famous London landmarks . On the day in the pub he told his friends he was leaving early why said one so John said . I’m going to see my ex eat a city.
