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  1. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands,
    stafe day avrybobby!!!
     
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    Just found a litre of Bailey's I'd forgotten about....don't normally drink it but needs must etc.
     
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    Brilliant......
     
  4. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    nothings that bad!
     
  5. arabian_ian

    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    I’d suggest having no alcohol at all is worse
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    in 99% of cases I'd agree, Baileys uuurggghh
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    I used to go out with a woman who drank Baileys and Malibu in the same glass.
     
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    Bet you didn't go out with her for very long....not unless she was buying her own!!
     
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    As alcohol isn't an essential grocery where does that leave the nation?
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Yes taking her out was a bit more expensive than I would have liked
     
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    In Germany beer is considered a foodstuff...we should follow the German lead on this one.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Might not be essential to some
     
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    Any unwanted Baileys can always be sent to my house!
     
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    My missus drank Brandy & Babycham before we were married....she doesn't drink it now
     
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    That was some drink .
     

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