I'm in Sydney

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Everyone has bought all the toilet rolls. For reasons I can't even begin to imagine. Unless this really is the apocalypse and the first sign you're one of the undead is you go batsh1t mental and buy toilet rolls. I've seen them, fighting over toilet rolls like rabid dogs. I'm not even kidding, it's absolutely mental. Way beyond any strength of mental you've previously encountered. Like Trebor Extra Strong Mental or Carlsberg Special Mental. Like Dreamboy on a good day.
     
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    Whereabouts in Sydney are you? Enjoy. Maybe give curries and kebabs a miss whilst you're there :D
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    I'm not on the toilet. I've bought some corks.
     
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    This should do the trick

    CorkTable-TopDetail.jpg
     
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    Was Sydney happy for you to announce that?
     
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    I don't get the clamour for bog roll. You can always have a shower or summat if you run out. And if the water is off then you're way past the point where clingons are worth worrying about.
     
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    you got there first?
     
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    Keithy Hill wont be happy abart that.
     
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    #metoo :p
     
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    Bugger, l had that lined up.
     
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    Sydney's still in swimming pool, he's been there since 2012. He's broke all kinds of swimming records.
     
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    Soz :D
     
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    Me neither. No shortage of newspapers and most of them are only fit to wipe your arse on anyway.
     
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    Do it the Muslim way, get yourself a bum jug.
     
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    be for all the men who are self isolating for the next month. Stuck in your bedroom on your own, what else ya gunna do?!
     
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