https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-50811266 ...bet the local plod were brass(ic)ed off. My late elderly Mother in law used to put her's on at 11am ready for her dinner at 12 noon.The smell was awful. No wonder my missus used to hate them. She didn't understood why they were still green when I presented them on the plate the first time I cooked her a Sunday Lunch.
Reminds me of the time a wagon full of wigs shed it's load. Road was shut for ages while the police combed the area.... (Sure there'll be equally as bad jokes in your Xmas crackers)