I’m top of the league with Barnsley, just smashed Leeds and Wednesday. Wilks, Thiam and Schmidt are banging the goals in. Give me the job Mr Conway, I know I can replicate this in real life
18,000 years into the future, still running out of food at half time. Nudgers descendants still complaining about the new bridge. The West stand now down to a working capacity of 6 but still they refuse any talk of a new one. The club release a statement thanking Daniel Stendel for all his hard work.
Wonder if they've replaced the non functioning TV's in the East stand 18000 years in the future...... ....or if you still need your Colchester stub
Come on guys it was clearly a typo. In 20202 I would not be able to manage Barnsley FC as the club is now run by machines. Meanwhile their creator, Paul Conway, now thousands of years old, is connected to a giant computer in the west stand bogs, where he has become a Davros style maniac, sacking managers on a weekly basis, signing hundreds of players from Leeds academy on a weekly basis and laughing hysterically about not doing anything crazy meanwhile red rain has just finished compiling the financial report that he started in 2025.
due another referendum next week. It’s currently 87-90 in favour of remain. The Tories are now led by Sebastian Rees Mogg a great descendant of Jacob. Jeremy Corbyn still leads labour