Yesterday Morrisons were selling 1kg punnets of strawberries for £2.

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    Down from £4.
    Maybe they are selling the last batches but chuff me.. they are gorgeous !!
    Just had to buy 4 punnets, troffing them like sweeties.
     
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    Cool story, bro.
     
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    Went back again today, racks full of 1kg strawbs at £4.
    Asked the assistant why they were now £4 and she said apparently it had been a mistake to sell them at £2 but they had had to see it through, but now they were back to £4.
    I took two to the till, then looked at my receipt.... £2 each !!!
    Left hand/right hand/total **** up !
     
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    This story is more enigmatic and gripping than the Brothers Karazamov
     
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    I'm struggling to think how I can embellish it more tomorrow. There's only so much strawberry action one can write about.
    Help me out.
     
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    Possibly add a bit of raspberry action. Maybe the occasional gooseberry. Me and the kids picked some gooseberries at Farmer Copley’s today life doesn’t get more rock n roll than that.
     
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    I'm on tender hooks to know what you had them with, was it single or double cream, do you add sugar or not...... Come on man I can't take the suspense must longer tell us....
     
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    Slice them, sprinkle with sugar, leave overnight in the fridge and you will embellish it more tomorrow, enjoy
     
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    I like the wonkey ones at a quid a chuck.
     
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    What will you be embellishing it with tomorrow? Chocolate sauce, cream? I need to know the end result.
     
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    Oh to hell with it. I can't hold back any more.
    I scoffed them straight out of the punnet, and what's more despite the advice on the label I didn't wash them !
    There.
     
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    I really wanted to give you a like for that but you put tender hooks instead of tenterhooks and I am really struggling lol.
    Oh go on then .
     
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    Living on the edge, there. It's like watching that Motley Crüe Netflix film all over again. :D

    What do you have planned next? Hiding a few twigs in your household waste bin? Leaving the seat up?
     
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    Haha I was salivating over how tender the strawberries were that got me all finger happy
     
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    You animal but I like your style
     
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    Certainly not sauce, a nice bit of whipped cream, the dogs swingers
     
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