I was born with no eyelids

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  1. BarnsleyReds

    BarnsleyReds Well-Known Member

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    So they used my foreskin to make them for me.

    Now everything looks cockeyed.
     
    BarnsleyReds, Jun 18, 2019
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Tha Looks a reight pr1ck then. :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes - I can believe that.
     
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    Probably because of them bags under your eyes.
     
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    You should get that new viagra infused eyedrops. Make you look hard
     
    AthersleyRed, Jun 19, 2019
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    You should get that new viagra infused eyedrops. Make you look hard
     
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