Just anyone else think John marquis looks like Gareth Bale?

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Chef Tyke, Mar 15, 2019
    me neither.
     
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    #2 Merde Tete, Mar 15, 2019
    He looks like a Gareth Bale lookalike in a lookalike competition at Butlins in Skegness, who is actually just a very ugly bloke who has done his hair in a vaguely Bale-like man bun arrangement. While pissed.
     
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    #3 #FWF, Mar 15, 2019
    John Marquis does.
     
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    #4 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Mar 15, 2019
    I think he`s been toss both games against us.
     
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    #5 mansfield_red, Mar 15, 2019
    He didn't even look like a professional footballer tonight, let alone Gareth Bale
     
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    Menai Tyke Well-Known Member

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    #6 Menai Tyke, Mar 15, 2019
    Didn’t see anything in that game that makes me think he would be any good in the championship, but that’s the only time I’ve seen him play this season.
     
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    #7 cudeth red, Mar 15, 2019
    Looks like and plays like Hay Bale
     
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    #8 DodworthRover, Mar 16, 2019
    He looked like the queens face on a stamp with his daft bunch of hair
     
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    #9 Tilertoes, Mar 16, 2019
    Can’t argue with his goals tally but I’ve never seen a player there and definitely never against us
     
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    #10 Darfield138, Mar 16, 2019
    Anybody else notice how he dives about, always trying to buy a free kick, I said to my mates watching game, "he's a poundshop Gareth Bale" Heee Heee
     
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    #11 Christchurchtyke, Mar 16, 2019
    Marquis goals tally this year tells you there is a talent there. Lindsay and Pinnock have not allowed him a sniff against us.
     
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    #12 Pontered, Mar 16, 2019
    Every time I’ve seen Marquis play he’s been offside almost every time the ball goes forward.
    Comes across as a flat track bully
    Doesn’t score many against the top teams
     
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    #13 Lone Striker, Mar 16, 2019
    Flat footed pikey Bale wannabe.

    Wouldn’t even swap him for Vic let alone the first choice front two.
     
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    #14 Old Goat, Mar 16, 2019
    He's scored two more than Moore this season so he must be doing something right.
     
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    #15 Lone Striker, Mar 16, 2019
    Going back a bit, Ronnie Moore (I know, Rotherham not Donny) scored loads of goals but we’d never have taken him instead of Aylott or Parker.
     
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    #16 redrum, Mar 16, 2019
    Couldn't tell he was so far in pinnocks pocket
     
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    #17 BarTyke, Mar 16, 2019
    He’s one of those we love to hate but he scores goals and if he ever joined us I’m sure we’d find a way to love him.

    No Gareth Bale mind.
     
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    #18 Exile, Mar 16, 2019
    Played more like Gareth Hale.
     
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    #19 Prince of Risborough, Mar 16, 2019
    Looks ludicrous, whatever it is meant to be.
     
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    #20 Old Goat, Mar 16, 2019
    True.
    But you said you wouldn't even swap Marquis for Victor. I'd jump at the chance.
     
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