It's I before E! I know this will **** some people off, and I'm not normally that bothered about spolling mistukes, but I just think when mentioning our players we owe it to them to spell their names correctly. It's KIEFFER, not KEIFFER.
My foreign neighbour and his concierge of eight ancient, atheist scientists asked me about this rule. I feigned deficiency in the area and said the whole thing was a weight on my shoulders. Then my conscience got the better of me as I looked at their pallid beige faces and I told them either I have Alzheimers or the whole thing is counterfeit.
"Lovely turn by Mammerdo tiam, squares it for Couley Woodrowe who squeezes it through for Keefer More..."
My understanding is the I before E "rule" only applies when the intended sound is "EE", but even then there are exceptions. Weird!
Neither our Keith, Neil nor Sheila know anything about this. Sheila and Neil live by the weir in Keighley and ride Raleigh Choppers. Keith lives on Rayleigh Street in Leith. Either they need to seize this heinous rule by the horns or stick to drinking caffeine and snorting codeine. We're an odd species.