My wife hasn’t buttered my toast right to the edge this morning

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Tyketical Masterstroke, Jan 30, 2019
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    Don't worry. She'll be gone by the end of January like the rest of them.
     
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    At least her fanny doesn’t resemble a dead stingray
     
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    What a b*tch. She just doesn't care any more. She was buttering to the edge when Winkler was here.

    I'd drive her to Sunderland myself if they made an offer!!
     
    Tobys Knackers, Jan 30, 2019
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    How do you know?...
     
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    Transfer Rumours (@rumours134)

    30/01/2019, 08:30

    Good morning everyone. Our sources at the Bbs forum have told us #SWFC have made an enquiry for the soon to be former wife of Tyketical Masterstroke with regards a loan deal till the end of the season. The wife is keen but #swfc are wanting a bigger wage contribution from #barnsleyfc - current Bbs owner Gally cited irreconcilable differences. “All I can say at this moment in time is it’s personal matter regarding toast”, it’s believed that Martin Cranie is showing late interest in the wife....watch this space!
     
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    That’s what you get when you don’t invest in Spreadable
     
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    She needs replacing for a few breakfasts ,
    What’s subs bench looking like?
    You might have to change formation to accommodate sub . Try havin weetabix in a diamond formation.
     
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    Jonny Cradock always said that good doughnuts should look like Fanny's !
     
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    That's utterly butterly
     
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