A thimble of flat tango and a piece of mouldy ham would not be a bad meal

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  1. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    A Lada with 3 wheels would not be an unreasonable choice of transport.

    Ebola would not be a terrible diagnosis.

    The Stone Roses without John Squire would not be a bad indie band.

    Waking up in a pool of your own piss, discovering your wife had walked out, then arriving at work to find your office boarded up because the company had gone bust would not constitute a particularly catastrophic morning.
     
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Time to come back to Blighty ?
     
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  3. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    The country where relegation isn't a disaster?
     
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    You've got to think long term...
     
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    I'd take issue with that, flat Tango..urgh!
     
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    Getting dry-loved by the entire offensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers would not be an unpleasant experience.
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    I am agree!!


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    As an economist i'd identify that "hygiene factors" are the issue.
     
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    Paying 150 quid to watch Ed Sheeran and all he sings is three blind mice and old McDonald cos he’s tired.
     
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    An improvement on his usual ***** though.
     
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    a tory majority doesnt mean a f*cked up britain
     
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