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  1. troff

    troff Well-Known Member

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    I’ve just bought 4 bog rolls for a quid. Luxury soft triple ply.

    Nicer than Andrex. Good business that.
     
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    Careful you don't shove them all up your a*se
     
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    Bit soft at the back surely... Least with Andrex you'd get a strong defence.
     
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  4. troff

    troff Well-Known Member

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    What else would you have me do with them?
     
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    What's their sheets per ***** ratio though ?
     
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    Wilmersdorfer Winky Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely class patter that. Never seen that done before. Give your bum a wesh and get to fuxking bed.
     
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    troff Well-Known Member

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    Not like me to fish for a wind up folks, but I was wondering if everyone else was as twitchy as me today.

    Guess so.
     
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    Hopefully they aren't tested by a defence splitting pass..
     
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    At least if you twitch too much, you've plenty of bog roll to deal with the aftermath
     
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    DonnyTyke Well-Known Member

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    God this kind of witty banter just never gets old...
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Save em for our 4-0 extravaganza against the Fowls, streamers galore. Izal wert best for distance.
     
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    Our lass gets the cheap ones that you have to cut your nails after ripping through it....
     
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    Enjoy your babs.

    Live each one like it's your last.
     
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    ******* *****.

    It's NOT FUNNY.

    I hope you ***** hedgehogs. You ******.
     
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    Can you imagine the biological process that the human body would have to undertake to process food into a hedgehog?

    It's the next phase of human evolution.
     
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    Baka Well-Known Member

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    We're already at the stage where some posters' heads are full of *****.

    So the evolutionary gap is perhaps not so vast.
     
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    It's not that difficult. Just imagine a tiger eating a porcupine...
     
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    be handy for the sweeper system mopping up at the back.
     
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    Damn, I paid £1.85 yesterday for 4 rolls.
     
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    troff Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear.
     
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