The Lion King Kong- The result of a medical experiment gone wrong, a half lion half ape creation escapes to cause havoc. Tortured by its own confusion as to whether it wants to eat raw meat or bananas, the beast goes mad. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
Batman Begins reading- After driving down the crime levels in Gotham City, Batman has found himself practically out of a job. He's long since given up Wayne Enterprises and now finds himself living in Wayne Manor, alone and board. He begins self teaching himself DIY techniques. Retrained as a painter and decorator, he builds a new empire. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
Sex Toy Story- A rampant rabit and a pair of Jiggle balls have their lives turned upside down when they realise that their owner has a new boyfriend. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
The curious case of Jensen Button Pulp Friction Losing with Wolves The magnificent Severn 24 hour farty people Fool running This was England Try hard Lost Banjo in Paris (ok, i cheated)
Nutri Bullitt A San Francisco cop realises how important it is to get the Nutri blast round to fellow officers losing energy sat in hot police cars...driving like a lunatic he achieves this whilst still protecting witnesses from the Mafia .
There's something about Mary Berry. Britain's favourite chef seduces Paul Hollywood and finally shows him her soggy bottom.
"When Harry Met Dorothy." How my dad met my mum. "Ben Him Hur" How a Jewish prince overcame his serious doubts about his sexuality to decide that wearing a skirt was the best way to defeat a Roman soldier in a chariot race.
Dirty Harry dancing Clint Eastwood dances in a pool of his own excrement after his nappy falls off! Much hilarity ensues!
Bad Lee Johnson Gary Johnson's penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form (I kid you not).
A fish finger called Wanda . A fish finger is caught in a whirlwind of lies and deceit.... her name is Wanda and she needs to stay alive, fighting the arch enemy... chips. She can only defeat them with tomato ketchup!
Razor blade runner- The beard craze has caused most razor blade companies in the world to go bust. Fed up of having a face full of hay, Harrison Ford attempts to source a razor blade and smuggle it back to the US. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
Action kipper Jackson Vengeance drives a tough drunk karaoke enthusiast to stay on the trail of a power hungry police officer who confiscated his microphone
Sub human traffic. The diary of a teenagers spice habit. Smoking spice world Five friends on a mission to locate the best synthetic drug For a fist full of oil dollars Tony Blairs story of being a Middle East envoy Illegal aliens Immigrants attack the host country causing death damage and destruction Basic maternal instinct Sharon stone has a sprog Skull hackers Sexually repressed teenagers snap after hour of trying to hack the tills at macho lads and go on a rampage Friday night traffic lights Town end roundabout lights cause end of week chaos for commuters Full metal straight jacket. Private pile gets sectioned. The E dambusters Trading standards hunt for knock off Dutch cheese