Madness isn't it. I suppose it did its job though. I wouldn't have seen the advert or shared it on here if it was a boring one. Doesn't exactly make me want to buy the drink though.
"Mam, am I adopted?" "Why do you ask, lad?" "Well, all the kids at school... they're saying I must be adopted. All because of my scarf." "What, the one your uncle got you last Winter? The blue and white one...? The one with owls on it?" "Aye, Mam." "Never mind, lad, your Dad and me have been saving up all year. We've got you a brand new one from The Reds superstore." "Cor, thanks Mam. What shall I do with this other one?" "Give it your Dad. He's having a bonfire down at the allotment. He'll give it a good send off." "Won't my uncle be upset?" " Nay, lad. We put him on the bonfire last year. Not long after he bought you that bloody scarf."
Football songs are bad for that. I'm into something good came on the radio a couple of weeks ago, and I couldn't remember the lyrics. So I was just singing the Barnsley version instead.
