off to newquay

off on hols camping in Newquay tonight, Cazi i take it you live down that way do i need plenty of sweaters or is weather not too bad?

 

Taking my family too next friday for 2 weeks - from past experience of camping in newquay i would take a coat...

 

lol cheers mate, we go tonight stopping overnight at bridgwater travelodge then on to a site called Hendra tomorrow morning,

 

Im goin down to newquay on monday stopping at a site called sunnyside only 18-30's site in Britain (nodding2fingers)

 

Someone i know is off to that 18 to 30 place tommorow.

 

don't think 7 year old daughter would be too impressed with it ff

 

Hendra is good - v. big but lots of facilities, swimming pool, pub etc... & a Morrisions supermarket in walking distance
We tried there but they couldn't do us 4 pitches together (4 familys all going together) so we are going to Monkey Tree which is about half way between newquay & perranporth

 

cheers mate, is it morrissons or safeway? in the directions they sent me it says between quintrell downs and safeway, take it that is now morrissons after they took them over, Have a good holiday mate (H)

 

Camping is for the following people :

(a) Bummers
(b) Swingers
(c) Bin dwelling mongs who smell like Stork SB

''But it's a family holiday''.
Like **** it is.
The kids would prefer Florida.

You stinky, gay, swinging scrubbers.

 

RE: Camping is for the following people :

(givinfinger)
nowt wrong with stork

 

who would that be then? are you becky and katies mum?

 

Stork SB ...

Stork SB, Stork SB,
Eat it if you smell like wee,
Stork SB, Stork SB,
For single Mums & work shy freaks.

We love Stork, We love Stork,
Our kids are 9 and still can't talk,
We love Stork, We love Stork,
Many coloured kids cos I like some Pork.

Let's go camp, Let's go camp,
We're on a heap & my thatch is damp,
Let's go camp, Let's go camp,
Just look for the tent with a flashing lamp.

Fecking dirty scrubbers.

 

RE: Stork SB ...

(zzz)
(blagger) (blagger) (blagger)
(puke)

 

RE: Stork SB ...

''Mum - can we go to Disneyland & swim with the Dolphins?''
''No - we are going camping in the UK ... where it will rain for 2 weeks, but I will get back-scuttled by all your Dad's mates''

Shandy Bass.

 

RE: Stork SB ...

only going for a week matey
ff

 

The Morrisons has taken over from Safeway, but check Lidl out next door. Some very good quality bargains in there.

 

cheers matey

 

RE: Stork SB ...

''Dad - can we go to the Kennedy Space Centre & Sea World?''
''No - we are spending a week in a sludgy field where your Mum will be scuttled by all my mates while I watch. I will then get loved by the dodgy next door neighbour. You & your Sister will be wandering on the beach in the sub zero conditions looking for rock pools.''

Cold beans.

 

RE: Stork SB ...

(clap)
(raiseaglass)
(tumbleweed)
(worship)

 

RE: Stork SB ...

''Mum - can I have a quid for a hot dog?''
''No - I've just bought some offal burgers & stoat sausages from Aldi ... we're going to have a Bar-b-que using a rusty bucket & a bit of coal. All washed down with Red pop.''

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