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  1. dreamboy3000

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    Brilliant lol
     
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    Errr, didn't they win the penalty shoot out?
     
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    Further to the above
    Years ago whilst in the pub trade ( sorry ladies) I'd split the barrel from the flights, then stick them in opposite ears then wait for somebody to ask why
    I'd reply the ladies Dart team are at home/ or / are in the tap room practicing
    Mind you some of the blokes could be has bad
     
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    Police issue statement after a man falls to his death from a London nightclub upper floor.

    ''Unfortunately the said person died at the scene, contrary to the many rumours circulating, on who the individual was, we can categorically state
    ''He wasn't a bouncer
     
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    Had to give a sperm sample at the clinic last week.

    Nurse said 'i need you to wa.nk in the cup'

    I said 'I've had a fair bit of practice but not sure I'm good enough to enter a tournament yet'
     
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    Going into the supermarket this afternoon I was accosted by a group of adolescents who gave me £20 and pressured me into buying a pack of Richmonds for them. I did as they asked but they were really aggressive and unpleasant about it after I came out with the goods.
    They can buy their own sausages next time.
     
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    My Mrs had to explain that one to me lol.
     
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