Know your Shít

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Dogshít - Poor Quality

    Bullshít - Not True

    Horseshít - Utter Nonsense

    Apeshít - Rather Cross

    Batshít - Premier League Insane

    Chickenshít - Coward

    No Shít - Obviously

    Holy Shít - Unbelievable

    Dipshít - Educationally Challenged

    Tough Shít - Life isn't Fair

    Jack Shít - Nothing

    Knows His/Her Shít - Well Informed

    Talking Shít - Ill-informed and Making it Up

    Full of Shít - Liar

    Shít Stirrer - Gossip

    Gives a Shít - Cares abut you

    Doesn't Give a Shít - Seriously doesn't care

    Serious Shít - Bit of a situation brewing

    Deep Shít - Things have taken a turn for the worse

    Shít Creek - Going down hill fast

    Shít Storm - Cluster-Shambles
     
    Jay, Apr 25, 2023
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  2. Tyke The Tree-Frog

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    Does 'shaking like a shítting dog' count?! :p
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, Apr 25, 2023
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    Sh.it happens - we beat Sheffield Wednesday twice in one season .... possibly thrice.
     
    Mr Badger, Apr 25, 2023
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    You’re sh:t arrrrrggghhhhh
     
    fired, Apr 25, 2023
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  5. Ton

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    Dickshit, self explanatory!
     
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  6. I'm Spartacus

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    Missed a few. In fact you need to get your **** together...
     
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    Shítfield Wednesday
     
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    5h1t with sugar on top - something bad tarted up
     
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  9. kestyke

    kestyke Well-Known Member

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    5h1t machine - a dog
     
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  10. John Peachy

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    Dogs seem to love rolling in fox poo. Is that the ****?
     
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  11. ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon

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    Owlshit - Massive Entitlement
     
    ronnieGlavinsB@stardSon, Apr 25, 2023
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  12. John Peachy

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    And you know you are
     
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    Rather eat a **** sandwich than support Wednesday.
     
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    Chippy red Well-Known Member

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    In the 60s you could collect rat droppings and sell them to stanley tools in Sheffield.
    They were used in the manufacture of
    "Ratshit Screwdrivers".
     
    Chippy red, Apr 25, 2023
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  16. Ton

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    Life is like a **** sandwich. The more bread you’ve got, the less **** you eat.
     
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    Was that joke from the 1960's? I think they offshored all of Stanley's tools sadly.
     
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    We're about to sail into a shít typhoon Randy, so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shít
     
    budmustang, Apr 25, 2023
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    **** refs
     
    Chef Tyke, Apr 25, 2023
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  20. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    5hitty Watters
     
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