Can be amazing creatures, and this one takes the biscuit. Well he would if he could... I do believe we have signed some of Mike's relatives in the past... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34198390
One relative kept chickens in the cellar. Necked one for dinner. and it ran round with its head flopping round. So they caught it and cut its head off. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen. Apart from Juddy g Was the leg only. of a daddy long leg spasming for what seemed ages.