Yer can still ger it Ian,brings back some memories of when i first stared going out getting tipsy ( if only) .
My next door neighbour in Halls of residence at Newcastle in 1974 had a drop too many and puked all over his room. Daft bugger tried to hide the smell with a bottle of Brut. Stank worse than the puke....
The Lone Ranger got caught by 'indians' who, try as they might, failed to kill him. Amazed that he escaped unharmed from their camp Tonto asked him 'How you escape Kemosabe?' To which the Lone Ranger replied 'They couldn't deal with my after shave old friend. Aramis.' Sorry.