Cordosyl Toothpaste

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone used any?

    It must be the worst toothpaste ever. It tastes like it's made from minced cockroaches, it looks like mango chutney mixed with ashtray contents and it's slightly gritty.

    There's a warning on the tube which says "Most people liked its unique taste after 14 days". I'll leave the translation of that to your imagination.
     
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    Ar duz thar Know what minced Cockroaches taste like? like
     
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    Must be fake. Should have bought Corsodyl instead.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Well spotted. ******! I meant Corsodyl toothpaste, no wonder it tastes bad...
     
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    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha ha :D
     
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    Yep I use it. Used to get bleeding gums but it sorted that out.

    Taste isn't something I would say I've ever learnt to love! But it gets better when you're Used to it!
     
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    They do a mouthwash which is a little more palatable.
     
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    Talking of toothpaste I once got my pile cream and colgate toothpaste mixed up... yes my gums shrank but my ar5e had the ring of confidence for several weeks
     
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    Absolutely right - it has chlorhexadine in it - the stuff that works better the more you use it and the more frequently you use it. The toothpaste that keeps on giving.

    Top stuff - taste awful - but for oral hygeine - frankly unbeatable.
     
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    He was brought up in Sheffield.
     
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    That's as maybe, but you will no doubt have noticed that the tv adverts revolve around really fit, long legged girlies.
    Now if either of these really fit, long legged girlies came up to me and made lewd suggestions to me demanding carnal intercourse then the last thing I'd be spotting is the gap in their choppers.
    Would love to see an advert done with some fat ugly woman or man, I'd certainly think differently about my oral hygiene. Come to think of it though, when I look at myself in the mirror every morning..... no really fit, long legged girlies need worry !
     

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