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  1. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Exam room Andrex. What's stopping that young lad scanning paper and going for a 5hite? Then texting everyone he holds near and dear.
     
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    Probably had to hand his mobile on before the exam.
    I'm not sure that advert is going to do much for feelings of embarrassment using school toilets, don't kniw why they always set them in posh private schools
     
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    Funny lol. Tbh Helen dint much look like a private school to me. Posh kids dunt fart for a start. And pull a finger. Wombwell high, nar that was another issue. :)
    My Mrs gets my goat. Only farts when I'm around on mi own. Not in company.

    As mi mam used to say. "No matter where you may be, let your wind blow free. In church or Chapel, let it rattle" and who wouldn't take advice from their mam. ? Yes I did go to Chapel. :)
    And to be truthful I think mi mam was in her 80s b4 she followed her own advice. She let one slip. I peed missen laughin.
     
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    The school I went to in the 1950's the toilets were in the playground, the toilet paper was called Izal, a ruff, hard paper which left you with a sore arse :D
     
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    I remember it was like tracing paper
     
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    And s41t all way tut top o'thi backside.
    Oreight for throwing ont pitch.

    Newspaper was a better option for thi arse. Black ink all ovver it, but better. :) Especially if it was a picture of Thatcher.

    Still, it kept folk in work in Oughtibridge.
     
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    We used it at Wombwell high as tracing paper. :) no expense spared.
     
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    Mobile phones are handed in when the candidate enters the exam room. They are given back when the last person finishes.
     
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    We used Izal at Wuzbrer High. It was lethal lol.
    I believe many a roll found itself on the hallowed turf on a Saturday afternoon.
     
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    Mi Dad still says it Paul
     
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