Spam is a disgusting, overprocessed, sickly product that is only ever good when one is starving to death and has nothing else to eat. Anyone who likes Spam either has no taste buds or....er...has nothing else to eat.
I'm shocked at how expensive a tin of Spam is these days lol. You need a mortgage to buy a couple of them, but they are good for a fry up brekkie.
They are the work of the devil. The plump middle aged dinner lady would say you can have one without batter your joking that's the best bit can just have one without spam.
Here you can buy whole fresh joints of corned beef. I've accidentally bought one before. Roast beef, except it tastes like corned beef. Why? Wwwhhhhhyyyyy?!?!?!