I wish I had the money.

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  1. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    To get rid of these w@ kers and say get out of our club.

    I've got so many good ideas.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Oct 5, 2024
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    icer Well-Known Member

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    You don’t need any money. Just leverage the clubs assets. Not many owners spend owt these days.
     
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  3. Tyke The Tree-Frog

    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Free dildo in every hot dog bun instead of a hot dog would be a great start mate:p
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, Oct 5, 2024
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    I have seen Mr Dawson’s leaked memo.
    1. Spanking instead of sending off.
    2. Viagra Fridays.
    3. Sin zone.
    4. Dungeon rooms instead of dressing rooms.
    5. Hosting board meetings in bondage gear.
    6. Cosplay press meetings.
    7. Only sign players with naughty names such as Cocu, Fukal, Dicks and Cox.
    8. Dogging Saturdays during international breaks in the car park.
     
    tobytykespuppy, Oct 6, 2024
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  5. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Vast improvements :)
     
    Stephen Dawson, Oct 6, 2024
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    East stand bogs glory hole
     
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    Archerfield Well-Known Member

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    The slight problem is that there are no assets to leverage…
     
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    sadbrewer Well-Known Member

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    With free waterproof knee pads?
     
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    tobytykespuppy Well-Known Member

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    Back when I was innocent and dogging entered the English language, I honestly thought it was just another term for dog walking!
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Must have been a bit of a shock when you turned up hoping to be took for a walk
     
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    Visiting aged (maiden) aunt recently she mentioned that she'd heard that people were taking their dogs for a walk round the local reservoir** - and then she added 'why do they do it in the middle of the night?'.........the bliss of ignorance!
    **Pontsticill Reservoir, Merthyr Tydfil.
     
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