Motion sensitive toilet flush

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  1. joh

    john coucom Well-Known Member

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    #1 john coucom, Dec 15, 2023
    Who in their right mind thought they were a good idea one false move whist sat on the pan and it’s wet arse time
     
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    #2 Merde Tete, Dec 15, 2023
    If you've ever been to Asia, the bogs in big shopping malls or high end hotels have more buttons than the control panel of an airliner. I'm absolutely petrified to touch them in case I get squirted with water from random directions or I inadvertently switch on a powerful vacuum flushing system which sucks my intestines into the u-bend.
     
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    #3 Stephen Dawson, Dec 15, 2023
    That's why I wouldn't go to Australia. The suction is the other way round. That and they have the sh 1t eating spider that bites your arse.
     
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    #4 upthecolliers, Dec 15, 2023
    So it flushes every time you Fart.
     
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    #5 SFOTyke, Dec 15, 2023
    Never press the button with a picture of a brush on it, when seated.
     
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    #6 Hooky feller, Dec 16, 2023
    Which dirty gets, don't use the loo Brush (having left their mark) when one available in public lavs. :mad:.
     
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