Is this a risk I should take (lighthearted debate)

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    #1 NorfolkRed, Oct 14, 2023
    Apparently in order to secure some rear door action, my good lady is negotiating relationship commitment.

    Some would argue this borders on prostitution but she's claiming "ring for a ring".

    Is this worth pursuing. Debate.
     
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    #2 matoakwell, Oct 14, 2023
    What would finchy do? images (4).jpg
     
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    #3 Old Gimmer, Oct 14, 2023
    I hate the international break.
     
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    #4 Brush, Oct 14, 2023
    New lock on the rear door and block up the passage.
     
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    #5 thetykester, Oct 14, 2023
    Think this thread should read, FAO Mr Dawson :D
     
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    #6 BrunNer, Oct 14, 2023
    Other rear doors are available.
     
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    #7 Stephen Dawson, Oct 14, 2023
    The exit hole should remain an exit hole. No compromising. If she won't take it up the Khyber pass don't demean yourself by taking one for the team. Accept it, whack on some porn while she's out and move on.
     
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    #8 JamDrop, Oct 14, 2023
    Erm, I think he was referring to a wedding ring?
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    #9 NorfolkRed, Oct 14, 2023
    Yes!
     
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    #10 John Peachy, Oct 14, 2023
    The easy pink vs the difficult brown. Talking snooker here by the way. If anyone is watching in black & white, frankly you have no idea.
     
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    #11 Rosco, Oct 14, 2023
    If that's your reason for getting married then don't bother.

    Get married if you love her (and want a party).
     
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    #12 KamikazeCo-Pilot, Oct 14, 2023
    One ring to rule them all
    And in the darkness bind them
     
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    #13 Hooky feller, Oct 14, 2023
    I wanted mi washing. Ironing and cooking doing. Is that a good enough reason.
    "OUCH, Sorry love" :confused:,
     
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    #14 Rosco, Oct 14, 2023
    So did I, so I did them myself. Happiness all round.
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    #15 Hooky feller, Oct 14, 2023
    "Tut tut. Modern men eh." :);)
     
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