Who would you crown? Been drawing up a shortlist: Pat Sharp Dave Benson-Phillips Craig Charles Paul Gascoigne Bez A king for the people of modern Britain.
People say that football's boring, Ronnie Glavin's always scoring, Can you hear the Ponty roaring, Glavin is the King...
I'd quite like a cavalier king Charles spaniel as head of state. Out of respect to that poor nice bloke who got his head chopped off.
People say that footballs boring Can you hear the Ponty roaring Glavin is our king. Ronnie. Today. Tomorrow. Always.