Where are the ******* forward signings even the head coach admitted we needed to make. Another complete shambles of a window there appears to be no plan to the signings no thought given to the squads short comings. New board same as the old one utterly clueless.
I went out shopping for a washing machine this evening. Mine's broken. I couldn't find one in my budget so I bought a turnip and a dado rail. Pretty sure that will do the job. Unfortunately I was born a f***ing idiot.
I have been in the past at the moment no partly due to work commitments partly due to the current ownership but mostly due to the goings on at Oakwell over the last several years.
If you were you wouldn't matter they've had your pants down already. As like me you aren't there's still hope of a dry buuming. I got an email from the club last week asking me to bring my own lube. I declined.
To be fair, I think even if our owners were the Oystons and being properly dry buumed, people would still turn up. People would do it in the non league. It's important, regardless of result. It's a shame too because we really could have built something after that play off season.
That's why the Chien Lee Barnsley F.C Chocolate Dildo comes in handy. Just bend over relax, shove it up your arse and think of Barnsley.