Bossman’s majority poem

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    The boy stood on the burning deck
    And thought, it could be worse,
    I could be playing for that shower of shet
     
    Bossman, Aug 20, 2022
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    Well done, Ryan Giggs could not have done better!
     
    Redhelen, Aug 20, 2022
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    Though the game today wasn’t good
    A tipple or two will do you good.
    And even though at the game you’ve booed and hissed .
    You’ll feel a lot better about it when you’re drunk
     
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    Philosophical there @Marlon , I'll take your advice!
     
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    And pisshed.
     
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    The team were found lacking
    Most of the players were slacking
    They need to improve
    And get into their groove
    Or they can all go and get fooked
     
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    It's clear to see we had no shape.
    Devoid of skill, defence did gape.
    Play like that, there's no escape.
    Now where's @Redhelen's sex tape?
     
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    There once was a man called duff,
    Who's players couldn't give a chuff.
    They lost against the wanderers,
    Oh how duff ponders,
    Which players are just ******* useless.
     
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    Woe it was when Wycombe came
    Down to Oakwell to play a game
    Defensively we were out of sorts
    And the officials all were spoil sports
    I miss Cauley pulling up his shorts
    Our attack’s now weak and tame.
     
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    o_Oo_O
     
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    There was the "Bury Baggio",
    Who looks unlikely to play for Lazio,
    His head has been turned
    And he has not learned
    He may end up at Halifax Town-e-oh.
     
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    I like this!
     
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    Ode to Barnsley 0-3 Wycombe by R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ K̶e̶l̶l̶ Ryan Giggs

    B is for Ballacks

    A is for Appalling

    R is for Rubbish

    N is for Nightmare

    S is for Shocking

    L is for Legs

    E is for Embarrassing

    Y is for You love my totem pole
     
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    I have heard it is impressive. Is it on public display?
     
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    For scoring a goal
    You first need a ball
    That the other team wouldn’t give
    So our lot just said fek it!

    What it lacks in rhyme it makes up for in fact
     
    North Yorks Red, Aug 20, 2022
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    too many syllables in the last line......:)
     
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    I've got a totem pole on.
     
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    I didn’t Renew,we’re miles off that’s true
    To think we’ll go up. Your deluded.:)
     
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