What do you lot stick up your arse?

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Tyketical Masterstroke, Jun 30, 2022
    I'm not a catamite as such but would like to see written down your choice of buttplug/strap on device.

    There's a Facebook page called Conway Out who assesses these things - anybody respect his judgements?

    Sadly being compromised after a freak incident in KitKat club in Berlin prevents me from having much of a useful opinion, but i'm still interested.
     
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    #3 Gegenpresser, Jun 30, 2022
    There was this thing at the hospital where an invasion (voluntarily) occurred and you could see on a screen all your polyps.

    And cancerous growths.

    There was a consultant there with a judgement to be respected.

    Apart from that, my arse sticks to gravitational downwards activity. Your mention of Kitkats has given me pause for thought though. I tend to just eat them however.
     
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    #4 Fonzie, Jun 30, 2022
    A finger.

    Can't beat it when having a shower. Stick a little soapy one up for a clear out.
     
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    #6 TitusMagee, Jun 30, 2022
    I reckon pegging extraordinaire @Terry Nutkins is possibly an expert in this department.
     
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    #7 dreamboy3000, Jun 30, 2022
    Just the Chien Lee chocolate dildo @Stephen Dawson gifted me for my birthday.
     
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    #8 Chef Tyke, Jun 30, 2022

    Thought this was a Chris pincher post
     
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    #9 Andy Mac, Jun 30, 2022
    My opinions, according to Mrs Mac.
     
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    #10 arabian_ian, Jun 30, 2022
    Dear o dear.
    This site has gone right down the tubes
     
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    #11 dreamboy3000, Jun 30, 2022
    Fallopian?
     
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    #12 arabian_ian, Jun 30, 2022
    Any tube you want
     
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    #13 ATYKE1, Jun 30, 2022
    Was just thinking SD can’t be logged on tonight.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #14 Tyketical Masterstroke, Jun 30, 2022
    Joking apart on the growth front I am really sorry to hear this. I have had that procedure more times than I could care to remember - every 6 months then later every 12 for the last nearly 20 years - and it never gets any fücking better. The worst thing is the air :-(
     
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    #15 Tilertoes, Jul 1, 2022
    9/8ths of my own blue veined custard chucker
     
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    #16 Marlon, Jul 1, 2022
    Nothing going up mine thank you very much , it’s exit only .
    I literally just can’t be arsed .;)
     
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    #17 jedi one, Jul 1, 2022
    soapy finger in the bath after returning from 2-3 weeks eating compo rations on excercise, just toget things moving, and after that trust me there'd be 3-4 bowl fulls
     
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    #18 Hooky feller, Jul 1, 2022
    Nowt bar Suppositories.
    Thought about an ice lolly once, after release of a curry.
     
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    #19 Tykeofthetown, Jul 1, 2022
    A digit a day keeps the dr away
     
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    #20 Stephen Dawson, Jul 1, 2022
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