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  1. Deafening Silence

    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    I apply for jobs all the time just to keep up with current interviewing techniques. I start a new job on the 6th June :D
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    I used to apply for jobs to test myself too. I actually got the job at Medical Records at Barnsley Hospital and had to turn it down.
     
  3. Don

    Donny-Red Well-Known Member

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    There’s some weird ways of selecting staff out there.

    It seems the NHS is a bit fixated on their own ‘values’. I’ve heard similar from others.

    Our selection process is v labour intensive for the candidate, but all of the info you need to pass is given to every candidate.

    So it’s a ‘fair’ system, but you really do need to have relevant experience/skills and understand the process pretty well too.
     
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    icer Well-Known Member

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    Yes it could be a psychometric questionnaire. We have to remember that any job has to be a good fit for the person to the role (not just task) and to the organisation. Equally for the individual they will want a good fit for them. Often organisations think its only about them, as per Stephens example.
     
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    Tilertoes Well-Known Member

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    I like the agency system of working on building sites. You get your chance with your qualifications and cscs card then at the end of the first day it's either "same time tomorrow pal" or "don't come back you're ****" from the site manager. Everybody knows where you stand and how it is.
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Are you the new Barnsley coach???!!!
     
  7. Deafening Silence

    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    You’ll have to wait and see!
    I fit the most recent criteria of having no experience of managing in the English Football League and my last role being with an U11 side!
     
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    I fit the criteria of talking absolute ballax can I be your assistant? :D
     
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    Surely I talk more boll.ox than you.... so I should be assistant...... :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You're both wrong. I talk the most ******, therefore I should be assistant. :D
     
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    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    ok you win :D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Thank you. :D
     
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    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    No problem old mate. I can only dream of achieving your level of talking bo.llox :D:D:D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Now you know why I attended university! :D
     
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    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    aaaah, that explains it all now.....:D:D
     
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    It wasn't so you could do this:

     
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    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    he farts nearly as much as me.....:D:D:D
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    I’ll send the psychometric questionnaire out later so you can all fill it in so I can assess your viability to be my assistant.
    To make it an even contest, my core values are honesty, openess, hard work and lots of ale.
     
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    Gimson&theBarnsleys Well-Known Member

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    It's good to hear that you sifted through the applications and not left it to a bot to look for key words.
     
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    Donny-Red Well-Known Member

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    In my division we always do a manual sift (some other departments use an outside contractor, but they expect more applications.

    However, we do clearly state the sift criteria, and add that if there's a large number of applications, we will do an initial sift on the lead criteria.

    In this case, the lead criteria was experience of data, advanced excel knowledge, using MI reporting to drive business (or something like that) and it's amazing how many people had carefully crafted a statement for a completely different job, just threw that in. Not a mention of anything from the lead criteria, or perhaps once mentioning they'd used MI to aid a decision.
    So along with a boatload of pre admin (to ensure no personal details etc) 3 members of staff had to read through over 100 applications, 80% of which were a complete waste of time.
     

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