That match that's taking place at oakwell with fans. Can it be against the current first team please? If so I'll renew tomorrow. I've always wanted to score an hat trick at oakwell
Great idea. I reckon we could easily put together a team of season ticket holders that could beat these pathetic losers in a game.
We'd get a team of fans that could beat these losers just from the 161 west standers who quit when Khaled closed the stand to get Sheffield United fans in
Can I be in goal? (I was going to make a sarcy comment about the fact that I’d be wearing gloves though which might make some people cry… and then I remembered goalies wear gloves anyway. It’s been a while! Still reckon I’d be better than first team though).
Are you still pretending you have a medical condition to hide the fact you're just a bit nesh? The good news is playing against our attack you wouldn't need to make a save. Guaranteed clean sheet.
You wouldn't have much to do JD I'm afraid. I'll make you a cup of tea though and we can have a nice chat with some choccy Hobnobs
You can wear your best gloves as I wouldn't bet them getting a shot on target at you anyway so they wouldn't get dirty.