Things less likely than Jordan Rhodes scoring tonight...

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  1. MonkeyRed

    MonkeyRed Well-Known Member

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    #1 MonkeyRed, Apr 22, 2022
    Danny Dyer pronouncing 'Wall' without an L.
    Boris Johnson being fluid with the truth.
    The earth orbiting the sun.

    Your turn...
     
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    #2 Fonzie, Apr 22, 2022
    Paul Conway lying to customers.
     
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    #3 Tyke The Tree-Frog, Apr 22, 2022
    Us staying up :D
     
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    #4 Cunning Stunt, Apr 22, 2022
    Me showing 10inch on slack
     
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    #5 Mr Badger, Apr 22, 2022
    Me scoring tonight.
    Me being told by a stunning girl that I'm really quite sexy and that going bareback would be wonderful.
    Me trying to clear our blocked toilet upstairs without getting a certain amount of blowback up the shower plughole.
     
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    #6 Tyke_67, Apr 22, 2022
    Barnsley scoring a goal....
     
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    #7 Fonzie, Apr 22, 2022
    Thread over.
     
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    MonkeyRed Well-Known Member

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    #8 MonkeyRed, Apr 22, 2022
    Wish I'd have put the money I'll save not going next season on it.
     
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    #9 orsenkaht, Apr 22, 2022
    Err...................................................
     
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    #10 Tobys Knackers, Apr 22, 2022
    What an absolute tragedy of a sh|t show of a season.
     
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    #11 dreamboy3000, Apr 22, 2022
    If a player has been woeful at scoring long term, there is no better team than us to play.

    It's probably the first assist of the season for Andersen. Hope he actually claps the fans tonight.
     
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    #12 ringo, Apr 22, 2022
    Asbaghi doing a good job
     
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