Conway wouldn't offer Malteaser

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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    A man on the train offered me one of his Malteasers yesterday. I said no but it was a nice gesture. Paul Conway wouldn't have offered me one.
     
    Archey, Mar 22, 2022
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    If you had a box he might have taken one out and then offered it you, though :D
     
    TitusMagee, Mar 22, 2022
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    You'd get the hole out of a polo...
     
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    Many a true word spoken in jest!
     
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    that's my favourite part. Same with doughnuts.
     
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    He would have made you an offer for the Maltesers and after you accepted it take the Maltesers off you and pay for them with your own Maltesers
     
    Jimmy viz, Mar 22, 2022
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    Rumour has it he kept his last rolo for himself
     
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    So would I
     
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    Isn’t that the loving club ,nudge nudge wink wink introduction method “want a Malteaser Pal”
     
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    The time to worry, is if he asked you....
    Can i play with your malteasers and maybe lick your yorkie......whilst you suck on my lolipop.
    Mr Dawson won't be far behind lol this thread is right up his street ....lol
     
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    Only if the box was big enough to hold 750,000 malteasers. Then he'd have had the lot.
     
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    That's 'cos they were obviously hooky - incorrect spelling on the bag.
     
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    Shouldn't be sharing food with strangers anyway with covid still rampant.
     
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    Can you remember when they sold those ( holes) bits from the middle of the Polo's ?
     
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    Aye, 1980s?
     
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    Wonder what percentage of the board read that and thought, WTF is he on about!?:D:D
     
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    I did wonder that myself :D:D
     
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    No much more recent about 3 or 4 years ago i think.
     
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    Neither would I. Malteasers are not for sharing. One of life's great pleasures. Owt else I'd offer.
    I sometimes succumb to my Grandkids. With malteasers. Them giving me the guilt trip. :)
     
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    Conway would offer you a small bag of maltesers but tell you you can upgrade to a big bag for 50p more. When you gave him the money for the big bag he'd throw the small bag at you whilst running off down the train waving the big bag and shouting sucker at you for falling for his mis-selling yet again.
     
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