It was nice to see the 40 year comeback of the launching of sh17 tickets been launched from the crowd onto the pitch. A bit of nostalgic 'fun' and entertainment for the bored and frustrated away following. One was nearly on target. Just imagine that. One nearly on target. I'm off to Aldi for a 24 pack for Hull next week. And see if they sell rattles and inflatable bananas. Oh and I'm currently ripping Chronicle into tiny pieces and stick em in a carrier bag to Chuck in air when team comes out. Those were the days my friend, I wish they'd never end (ed).
Too annoying and modern. As was their drum yesterday. Give me a triangle and symbols. I'm more of a metal percussionist myself.
Dear travelling customer, You are cordially invited to join us in a smattering of polite applause if our splendid football team manages to strike a shot on target. Yours, Mr Cholmondley-Warner
Dear Sir/Madam, Thank you for your telegram. I can confirm that gentle booing is permissible under the following conditions: - debatable penalty awarded against our team; - goal scored against our team by any former player; - any match involving Wayne Rooney. I must stress that boos should never be aimed at our own players - not even the donkeys. Yours, Mr Cholmondley-Warner
You You’ve just taken me right back to our promotion from the old 4th division under Allan Clarke. That season followed on from the Workd Cup in Argentina, where ticker tape, toilet rolls etc littered the sky and rained down onto the pitch to such an extent you couldbarely see the green of the pitch. That season a few hundred Pompey fans made the long journey to Oakwell on a Friday night and they must’ve all had a bag full of blue and white cards/paper as it covered the old spion Kop. Then that eventful evening which saw us beat Grimsby Town and everyone in a packed Ponty End must’ve taken something in, it looked absolutely magnificent. Never forget that night
That's already been used on post curry nights and copious sessions of masturbation. Oh and post Covid sniffles.