Cheers Instead of complaining about having to listen to Sam Matterface I did something about it by finding English commentary with someone better.
You did right Matterface is an appalling commentator, I always expect him to get better but he never does. Gaffe after gaffe. Like listening to Partridge doing the footy
Is Sam Matterface a real name and a real person? Sounds made-up to me. Like Boaty McBoatface. Like there's something a matter with his face.
For the penalties, every time the ball went under the keeper I couldn't understand the commentator keep saying ohh he got there early or went too early. If he'd got there early the ball would've hit him!
Speaking of his name. His kids first name is a last name. He married Natalie Sawyer and decided to just use the surnames without a first name so his kid is called Sawyer matterface.
'What's the matter, Sam?' 'Nothing, mam' 'Come on Sam, what's the matter?' 'It's nothing Mam' 'Well tell your face' 'What do you mean?' 'I'll have to start calling you matter face' 'What?' 'Like that boat: boaty mcboatface' 'What?' 'But instead what's-the-matterface' 'Tha what?' 'That's right, matter face, Sam Matterface' 'Mam...' 'Sam...' 'It's decided Sam Matterface, you will be famous my child. But turn that frown upside down, Sam' 'Mam...' 'Sam...'