Difficult Brown or Easy Pink?

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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    He or she? :D
     
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    My wife abides by her version of the highway code. In other words, you must not try to drive the wrong way up a one way street.
     
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    I think that was intended mate ;)
     
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    Of course :D
     
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    She seems to be still a little miffed that a friend called to take me to the footy last night as she was about to start making a nice meal. ;)

    Probs best if I leave it til later her to ask any snooker related questions.
     
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    I must have a look of someone who partakes in this kind of activity,because I was once in Ann Summers shop and a young girl assistant came up to me and said “can I help you “,I said “ it’s ok I am just browsing “ to which she replied “ you look the type of man who would be looking for lube” and walked off
     
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    I’ve no interest at all, I’d be thinking too much of the cleanliness but I know the reaction I’d get if I asked the mrs, she’d say something along the lines of “course I’ll give it a go love but first let me shove this 12 inch dildo up your asre first” I’ll pass thanks
     
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    Pink or brown which ever you go for .just..avoid the red........Trust me to lower the tone....
     
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    It's fairly low down on my list of preferences. The top item on my list is gobbledegook, which is just about the worst euphemism ever...
     
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    Could you edit my reply out of your post please, TN?
     
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    Could you edit my reply out of your post please, JC?
     
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    I’d like to be able to join in these threads but always feel unsure whether I should. As a compromise I reply and then delete later. I can’t do that if people quote me.
     
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    yeah 12” right :p:p:p nice bit of subtle bragging there Bossman :D:D:D
     
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    surely depends on where the next pocket is :cool:
     
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    It's OK he puts it in 6 times it all adds up lol originally I said 4 times then realised I was exaggerating
     
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    To be fair it would be impressive if I could do it to myself :D:D
     
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    Everyone seems to have jumped into discussing the difficult brown. But I am left scratching my head on this, alleged, ‘easy’ pink. Easy? Really?
    Twenty four years married, believe me, even the pink ain’t easy let alone the brown!!!
     
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    There's always whitey waiting in the wings for you lol
     
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    Sorry....
     
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    This would have been standard fodder in the glory years. In fact, it would probably have been removed for being too tame and too football related
     
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