Even Alexa is taking the p**s out of us

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    #1 Row Z, Jan 26, 2022
    Just played a game of pointless on my Alexa at home. Question 1 was ‘name any English football team competing in the Premier League or Championship’.

    Obviously I went with Barnsley which turns out is a wrong answer! It obviously knows we aren’t ‘competing’ in the Championship!
     
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    #2 Old Goat, Jan 26, 2022
    Try "Burnley".
     
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    #3 Row Z, Jan 26, 2022
    It just adds even more irony when it kept asking if I said Burnley!
     
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    #4 Jordym93, Jan 26, 2022
    Ask her if she wants to buy us
     
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    #5 Tyke_67, Jan 26, 2022
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    Ask Alexa if she knows anything about football...

    If she does, ask her if she's available on Saturday :)
     
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    #6 Andy Mac, Jan 26, 2022
    "Hi Alexa. Are you Paul Conway?"
     
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    #7 MonkeyRed, Jan 26, 2022
    Think you're on to summat theer.

    The "data-driven approach" is actually just Conway sat in his fluffy slippers asking "Alexa, find me a soccerballer with real good striker zone stats. Oh and what formation is best?" ... in between munches of his white chocolate Magnum.
     
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    #8 Mr Badger, Jan 26, 2022
    Maybe Alexa is picking the team.
    Ask her what the squad is for Saturday. Probably got more idea than you know who.
     
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    #9 shed131, Jan 26, 2022
    Ask Alexa what 100 100 100 100 100 is in Welsh....and she will tell you what most think Paul Conway is ....
     
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    #10 Gally, Jan 26, 2022
    Apple are also doing the same this morning
    My iphone lock screen

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