Just called in at Tesco

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  1. Bossman

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    #1 Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
    Thought I’d stock up on alcohol
    Woman on self check out…
    Can you pull your mask down for me love?
    Me, (rather smugly) “it’s ok I’m old enough to buy alcohol”
    her..oh I know that love but you look like a homeless alcoholic that we’ve banned from here…
    Jeez, go for the jugular why don’t ya woman,
     
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    #2 Cunning Stunt, Dec 1, 2021
    She was right tho. Apart from the homeless bit like.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    #3 Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
    Well yeah, I can’t disagree with her but she didn’t have to say it to my face :D
     
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    #4 Tyke_67, Dec 1, 2021
    I'd have a shave if I was you mate. Ooh, and put some deodorant on as well :)
     
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    #5 Abruzzo Red, Dec 1, 2021
    That made me chuckle out loud.
     
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    #6 Skinner, Dec 1, 2021
    Funny as f*** that is.
    All ya need nah is for the homeless guy to complain about the comparison and yve capped it...
     
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    #7 Tobys Knackers, Dec 1, 2021
    Great story.

    Laughed out loud reading that!
     
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    #8 Archerfield, Dec 1, 2021
    Post of the week. Bringing sunshine to a dark board at the moment.
     
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    #9 Stephen Dawson, Dec 1, 2021
    I've just been for a 5hite at work and not locked the door properly and one of the cleaners has walked in on me wiping my arse.
     
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    #10 Loko the Tyke, Dec 1, 2021
    I hope you put her straight and told her about your pool boy and gardener........
     
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    #11 MrsHallsToffeerolls, Dec 1, 2021
    The poo boy and the cleaner it must be a sequel.
     
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    #12 Red Mist, Dec 1, 2021
    That's my cover blown then,dam :)
     
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    #13 Marlon, Dec 1, 2021
    You could write a love story out of that , send it to Mills and Boon under a pseudonym summat like Dephan Stawson , you never know .:cool:
     
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    #14 Tykeored, Dec 1, 2021
    Shakespeare himself couldn’t tart up that ditty.
     
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    #15 Mr C, Dec 1, 2021
    So did you get served, or what.? o_O
     
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    #16 Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
    I probably took “dressing like riffraff” a little too far
     
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    #17 Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
    Course I did, I was gagging for a drink
     
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    #18 Mr C, Dec 1, 2021
    Phew. I had visions of you going into withdrawal, as you lumbered back to your cardboard box.. :(
     
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    #19 arabian_ian, Dec 1, 2021
    Good judge of character
     
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    #20 Bossman, Dec 1, 2021
    :D:D
     
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