Ranty squad rating...

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  1. Marc

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    I'm just angry. Need to get it off mi chest, so I can get on with the rest of the weekend...

    Collins - 8. Yet another MOTM performance from our keeper, saving us from a cricket score.
    Williams - 2. Looked like one of those players that blags a trial using a fake CV.
    Andersen - 5. One of three cardboard cut-outs, but still not the worst of our back three.
    Helik - 4. Epitomises how far we've fallen. The effort for their 1st goal was pub league.
    Sibbick - 5. See Andersen.
    Styles - 4. Along with Helik & Brittain, has gone to $hit. Gone from the Bury Baggio to the Bury Brolin.
    Benson - 3. Show pony. Weak as fk and now can't even manage a 10 yard pass. Can't afford to carry him.
    Palmer - 5. At least he actually had a shot on target.
    Morris - 4. Way off, but still not the worst of our front 3, even though he hasn't kicked a ball for 3 months.
    Woodrow - 4. Easiest days work their centre half will have. Still managed to miss an open goal.
    Frieser - 0. Was he even on the pitch?

    Subs. Can't be ar$ed rating em. Laumann was just trying owt at this point.
     
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    Glad you made the effort to post that
    More than a lot of our players did on the pitch
     
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    Spot on with those ratings.
     
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    Think you've actually been quite generous in that tbh
     
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    Collins 8
    Williams 3
    Mads 4
    Helik 3
    Toby 4
    Benson 1
    Palmer 5
    Styles 4
    Woodrow3
    Morris 4
    Frieser 1

    only Collins with any credit.
     
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    It's a bad time but you're still making me chuckle.:)
     
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    Too generous for styles, Williams and frieser.
     
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    So Devante Cole was dropped from squad he literally must be taking the piss in training if the likes of Frieser and Odour are getting picked before him.
     
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    Gave Williams a sympathy point for being played in the wrong side.
     
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    Makes you wonder how bad Vita is in training if he cant even get on the pitch
     
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    Which side do you suggest he plays in...Worsbrough Bridge?
     
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    Can't be bothered writing all the names out so in summary 8 for Collins and 8 for the rest between 'em, with Williams, Helik, Benson and Frieser mandatory 0s.

    Minus 10 for whoever keeps picking the world's most right-footed player at left-back.
     
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    Whatever you say about Helik defensively today, and yes. he was outjumped by Mitrovic, there were several times when he tried to galvanise his side by bombing upfield.

    It was his cross from the left wing which led to our goal.
     
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    Yes vita must be bad.
     
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    Can only think Bayern paid us to take him on loan. ‍♂️
     
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