If you think our cricketers are bad!!!!

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  1. WG Red

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    Another Aussie captain breaks down in tears when resigning for sending fotos of his **** to a lady friend!......lol lol lol.......cmon England get bring them ashes home
     
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    Btw this thread is not meant to be racist,anti semantic or anything else......just a good old piss take folks!
     
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    Anti semantic? Not that I want to be picky on language like…
     
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    WG Red Well-Known Member

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    Why say it then
     
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    Can't understand why people do that. Not one of the most aesthetically pleasing aspects of the male anatomy.
    Why didn't he send a picture of a sunset? A fluffy kitten? A flower arrangement?
     
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    A chocolate star fish.
     
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    I once struggled with understanding an Italian waiter who simply said "antipasti? "

    I wasn't anti-pasty, as I particularly liked the farmhouse variety from Staniforths.

    Then I thought he was asking if I didn't like pasta.

    I ordered a pizza to be on the safe side.
     
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    I sent the wife some **** pictures but I think I got my wires crossed cause she just asked me why I was sending her pictures of Chickens. :D:D:D:D
     
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    Five stars.
     
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    Now we're talking.

    Best British pop group of the eighties bar none.

    "System Addict" is a work of art.

    Try Luxury Life and Silk and Steel as your gateway albums.

    Deffo the English Jacksons... but 10 times better.
     
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    Was it between two consenting adults or was he harassing her?
     
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    His wife wasn't too happy.
     
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    They were flirting a bit then he decided to send a pic of his todger and asked if she’d like to taste his spunk.
     
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    We’ve all done it.
     
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    I for one have never tasted 'his' spunk.
     
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    Me neither lol
     
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    Reminds me of the time playing Sunday league football while tying my boots a teammate tapped me on the shoulder to show me his “baby pigeon”
    Ahhh the good old Sunday league days :)
     
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    They love a sob do the Australia captains. They don't make them like they used to. He's only coming out about it because it was being made public, and it questions why Australia offered him the position in the first place.

     
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    had to laugh at mr pain, like i did at mr smith, crocodile tears having been caught,
    i'm no angel but i wouldn't cry over an error done 4 years back,
    at least mr warner thought **** it and i'm an arrogant ****, i now actually quite like the guy after the sandpaper scandal
    it was like a "fair enough, we got busted" suck it up and move on, he'll have us all crying this winter
     
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    To be fair, he's ***** as well. They'll replace him with someone better now. We could do with them letting him off.
     
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