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  1. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

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    Anyone want to talk physics today? There's nowt else to talk about.
     
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    Odour hitting the post, bad physics. The ball going 2" the other way and nestling in the back of the net, good physics.
     
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    I'm up for that.
     
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    Perhaps we need to discuss the gravity of our situation.
     
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    We could do with more Brownian motion up front, and we need to get rid of the uncertainty principle at the back. We also need to increase the energy levels in midfield.
     
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    We are certainly a few quanta short of the energy levels we need.

    As far as the defence is concerned, the cat is quite definitely dead....
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    He's playing for Stoke.
     
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    Schopp's uncertainty principle - at any given time it is impossible to exactly know both where our defenders are and what the **** they're meant to be doing.
     
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    Simple quiz..
    You have a shower door that closes and is held closed by a full length magnet. Arrange put in order the position which creates the least strain on the hinges fastening the door to the wall.
    A door closed
    B door fully open
    C door half open
     
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    Replace the cat with Schrodinger’s Schopp?
     
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    It's Impossible to Hum While You Hold Your Nose
     
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    Well you can, but not for long, and not very tunefully
     
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    Well I don't know that tune, but I can hum While My Guitar Gently Weeps
     
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    If only string theory could be simplified. I'd love to see us string more passes together.
     
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    What would happen if a plane tried to take off on a massive treadmill?
     
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    2 inch it would have hit the post at the front.
     
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