I wonder what ******** soundbites and catchphrases he'll come out with this time. Absolutely nothing of substance from him last time but a load of Dominic Cummings style 3 word slogans.
His first sentence will be to the effect that "we will be re-opening the West Stand". What he won't say is "now that we've played Sheffield United and the stewards, gate operatives and bog cleaners can now be re-deployed back to said stand".