Sam Surridge

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone noticed how floppy his hands are? He’s an incredibly limp wristed man, which was particularly noticeable on the replays during his goal celebration, during which they flop into some sort of ‘jazz hands’ position and on the dive for the ‘penalty’.

    This is my main observation from being at the match last night. I didn’t really see any of the main incidents as I was fixated by his flimsy wrists.
     
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    can't say I noticed that at all.
     
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    What, floppy like a sloth or a performing seal?
     
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    Floppy legs, I saw those.
     
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    My favourite Surridge.

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    Like a stick of celery that’s stuck behind some open jars in the bottom of the fridge and you only find it three months after you ate the rest of the bunch.

    Floppy. Flaccid. Limp.
     
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    Are they as floppy as Adam Armstrong's arms are short?
     
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    He's missing a 't' in his surname, that is the reason for his floppiness. Surridge is limp and lolls around. Sturridge is ram-rod straight. I kept thinking his name had been misspelt, which on reflection is probably true. That's parents for you.
     
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    Makes you wonder just how many floppy wrist footballers are actually out there !!
     
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