Roy Race....Melchester Rovers

He could've been good for the club.
Or Nipper Lawrence at Blackport?

 

Too old. No resale value. And he lost his left foot in an helicopter crash. Ending his career.
481 goals over a 38 yr playing career.

 

Hotshot Hamish in midfield

 

Billy the Fish from Fulchester? (Viz).

 

What a shot he had on him!
Princes' Park

 

Danny Kidd, spending all week in a wheelchair then putting on his special boots (hand made by a Scottish hermit) to bang in a couple of worldies for Overton.

 

Billy’s boots , (legacy of dead shot keen ) brings our low age to another level .

 

When Roy’s boots wore out beyond repair & he lost form? Dark days, indeed..

 

I lost interest when they changed the illustrator. Then the original fella came back. Then I got into guitars, bands, beer & birds.

 

In that order…sounds gay to me

 

Leaping like a salmon. Reight keeper.

 

Dave Storry

Tolcaster United

Striker.

 

Quite rightly so Mr C
It was like a rites of time I reckon.
Did you end up playing in a band ?

 

Aye. 5 or 6. More a hired gun, really. To be honest. Learning the Primal Scream set inside out was a waste of time. Wasn’t too put out. Most importantly, My pal Rob had recovered from ‘exhaustion’ & could do the tour. He’s dead now, though.
The original Hamish illustrations were great. Trying to remember the fella’s name?

 

I’m only here for the queer. Up to owt later, Bruce?

 

It was Hamish Balfour wasnt it?
I had a dabble doing lead vocals... weren't owt special but it was a good laugh!

 

Something like schiffano I think

 

I’ll be rand later matey

 

I meant the original Hamish artist.

 

Ok. Leave the toys at home though. There are only so many things you can believably fall upon, without raising Nurse’s suspicions.